Robby3

I was bored and I didn't have any idea what to write about until I got in a discussion with some girls.
The theme was the classical "What sex is better, male or female?" so I decided to write a little about it partly as a revenge, but also as a mind opener to those who live in the same women controlled world as I do;)

Ten answers Men Would Like To Give To Women's Stupid Questions, But Never Will:

10. No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex.

9. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the freaking ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

8. You've got shit chance of me calling you.

7. No, I won't be gentle.

6. I just asked for you phone number, not your freaking life story!

5. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.

4. I hate your fucking friends.

3. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.

2. I would rather watch a stick movie.

1. No, you can’t borrow my credit card or do you want me to end up like Jan Thomas?


Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say:

10. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?

9. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?

8. A fake one will do.

7. Do you want to watch Rambo?

6. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.

5. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.

4. My mother is a real old bitch.

3. No, no, you buy me too much already.

2. Use my credit card.

1. What headache?